I hope you're ready for a Justin Timberlake.

He’s there. I see him, lying on the couch. I go up to him, feeling up on his backside. He squirms in his sleep, he brushes the hair from his eyes. He stops, he’s frightened. I put a finger slowly to his pouty lips. I pull down his pants and reveal his spiderman boxers. He blushes, he’s 17 years old and wearing kiddie boxers. I laugh. Mark lays back on the couch in only his underwear.

He winks at me like ‘are you gonna take them off or not’? I pull them off and he’s completely naked. I ask him to turn around so only his bare butt cheeks are visible. I run a finger slowly down his back and count every single little beauty mark. There’s a cute little mole on his right buttcheek. I bend down and kiss it. I spread apart his asscheeks and stick my nose in the hole. He farts and I smell it. It smells like rotten eggs.

fight me

THREE MATT BLOGS NOW I AM DYING THIS IS FABULOUS

fuck off if youre not dave strider

princeney:

im dave strider
the real dave strider
all you other dave striders
can suck my hang glider

fight me

princeney:

im dave strider

the real dave strider

all you other dave striders

can suck my hang glider

fight me

fight me

god im a douchebag im really happy i have all these followers though

im dave stinder

theknightoftime:

oh

my god

theknightoftimberlake:

I hope you’re ready for my dick, best regards Justin Timberlake.